Hilarious forum thread - 1.9sec 0-60.... in reverse

Someone made the mistake of asking an unpopular question.

If you have some time to burn go here and read through this thread. It's frickin hysterical.

Alpine Whiteboy: "I heard if you put launch control on the tip of your penis you can poke your eye out..."

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=508008